And so begins my daughter’s TRUE education…
When you are raising a very young child, you always want to keep a few things in mind when purchasing toys. First, you want to be sure the toy is safe. Second, you should ensure some of their toys have educational value. When I say educational value, I don’t mean academic education, like “book smarts”. I mean real life, need-to-know, common sense kind of education. Y’know, the kind of stuff that people really use in life. In the pursuit of giving my 2 year old daughter the best upbringing, I made it my mission to get fun, safe, and truly educational toys. I believe I’ve reached the pinnacle of that mission. Sadly, from here on out I believe I’ve “jumped the shark” when it comes to vitally important teaching toys.
I proudly present my daughters new educational toys…
From here we’ll begin educating her on some important principles that will guide her throughout life. These toys can teach her important things such as:
Truth, Justice and the American Way.
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.
Criminals are a Superstitious, Cowardly Lot.
It’s Against My Programming to Impersonate a Deity.
and most importantly …
Together We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Daughter!
It’s very gratifying when you can educate the youth of today on truly important matters.