{"id":1915,"date":"2009-09-24T05:00:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T09:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/?p=1915"},"modified":"2009-09-21T01:56:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T05:56:31","slug":"the-transformers-are-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Transformers are Dicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See what Hollywood does to a person&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><code><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1808795&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"\/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"\/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1808795&#038;fullscreen=1\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/videos\">funny videos<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/pictures\">funny pictures<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/\">CollegeHumor<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p><\/code><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you can&#8217;t see the embedded video above, please <a title=\"Transformers Go Hollywood\" href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1808795\">click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Tell the world about ONCE UPON A GEEK:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1915\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1915\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-1915\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/24\/the-transformers-are-dicks\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See what Hollywood does to a person&#8230; See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. 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This skit, 'Almost Transformers' was featured on an Australian comedy show, 'Merrick and Rosso'.\u00a0 Check out other videos from them on their website.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;humor&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":178,"url":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/17\/halloween-costume-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":1915,"position":1},"title":"Halloween Costume Ideas","date":"October 17, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some Halloween costume ideas!\u00a0 All of these costumes could be made by you at home with a little time and effort.\u00a0 These pictures were taken by me at\u00a0DragonCon over the past few years.\u00a0\u00a0Some of these pictures have been featured\u00a0previously\u00a0here at ONCE UPON A GEEK, but they merit being\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;comic books&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"Iron Man","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3139\/2827206698_bbab0ff103.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":973,"url":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/13\/gobots-transformers-rip-off-or-childhood-favorite\/","url_meta":{"origin":1915,"position":2},"title":"Gobots &#8211; Transformers Rip-Off or Childhood Favorite?","date":"May 13, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"You decide... were Gobots simply a Transformers rip-off, or should Gobots be celebrated as a 1980s favorite? 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Click here if you can't view the embedded video above.\u00a0 If you enjoyed this, there\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;humor&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":40,"url":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/17\/1980s-cartoon-goodness\/","url_meta":{"origin":1915,"position":5},"title":"1980&#8217;s Cartoon Goodness","date":"April 17, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This post is inspired by some discussion on\u00a0THE UNIQUE GEEK listserv as well as a post by my buddy SGhoul on his blog, Oozings from My Head. 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