{"id":300,"date":"2009-01-19T07:00:50","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T12:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2009-01-17T13:49:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-17T18:49:42","slug":"star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/19\/star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn&#8217;t seen it)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here is a video that is making its way around the inter-webs &#8211;\u00a0  Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn&#8217;t seen it).\u00a0\u00a0 Here is the premise:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"text-align: justify;\"><p>Everyone has at least one friend who has seen parts of the Star Wars original trilogy but can&#8217;t quite tell you every plot point in order. Joe Nicolosi recorded his friend Amanda as she retells the story from the tiny amount she&#8217;s seen with hilarious results.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can read an interview with Joe Nicolosi at the <a title=\"Star Wars Blog\" href=\"http:\/\/starwarsblog.starwars.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/14\/star-wars-told-from-bits-and-pieces\/\" class=\"broken_link\">Official Star Wars Blog<\/a>.\u00a0 Watch the video below and bask in its awesomeness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><code><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" data=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/\">Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user759504\">Joe Nicolosi<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/code><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Freakin&#8217; hilarious! Thanks to my buddy <a title=\"Stuart Renton&#039;s blog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stuartrenton.com\/column\/\" class=\"broken_link\">Stuart Renton<\/a> for directing me towards this.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Tell the world about ONCE UPON A GEEK:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-300\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/onceuponageek.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/19\/star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-300\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" 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