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These remind me of the Robot Chicken: Star Wars<\/em> episode:<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: Your overconfidence is your weakness.<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: Your faith in your friends is yours.<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: Not my faith in yo momma…<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: What was that?<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: I said yo momma’s so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: Well, your mother is so ugly she put the ‘ug’ in ‘ugnaught!’<\/p>\n Darth Vader<\/strong>: Ohh, yo momma fight!<\/p>\n [Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: Yo momma’s so stupid, she spent all day saying ‘am not’ to R2!<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said ‘That’s no moon, that’s yo momma!’<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!<\/p>\n [Music cuts. Crowd falls silent]<\/p>\n Palpatine<\/strong>: You know, cause it’s ‘lite,’ and it’s got less calories… and it’s good for your body, ummm… anyway that’s how stupid your mother is…<\/p>\n Luke Skywalker<\/strong>: Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!<\/p>\n Crowd<\/strong>: Luke wins!<\/p>\n [Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]<\/p>\nTell the world about ONCE UPON A GEEK:<\/h3>