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<\/p>\nWhen you are raising a very young child, you always want to keep a few things in mind when purchasing toys. First, you want to be sure the toy is safe. Second, you should ensure some of their toys have educational value. When I say educational value, I don’t mean academic education, like “book smarts”. I mean real life, need-to-know, common sense kind of education. Y’know, the kind of stuff that people really\u00a0use in life. In the pursuit of giving my 2 year old daughter the best upbringing, I made it my mission to get fun, safe, and truly educational toys. I believe I’ve reached the pinnacle of that mission. Sadly, from here on out I believe I’ve “jumped the shark” when it comes to vitally important teaching toys.<\/p>\n
I proudly present my daughters new educational toys…<\/p>\n
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From here we’ll begin educating her on some important principles that will guide her throughout life. These toys can teach her important things such as:<\/p>\n
Truth, Justice and the American Way.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
Criminals are a Superstitious, Cowardly Lot.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
It’s Against My Programming to Impersonate a Deity.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
and most importantly …<\/p>\n
Together We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Daughter!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
It’s very gratifying when you can educate the youth of today on truly important matters.<\/p>\n