Geeky ‘Yo Momma’ Jokes
Here are a couple “Yo Momma So Fat” jokes (geeky style) that came out of a conversation with my 11 year old. If you are easily offended by “Yo Momma” jokes, then don’t read this post.
- Megatron’s Momma so fat that when she transforms, she turns into a DUMP TRUCK!
- Darth Vader’s Momma so fat, they call her butt THE DARK SIDE!
These remind me of the Robot Chicken: Star Wars episode:
Luke Skywalker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours.
Luke Skywalker: Not my faith in yo momma…
Palpatine: What was that?
Luke Skywalker: I said yo momma’s so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!
Palpatine: Well, your mother is so ugly she put the ‘ug’ in ‘ugnaught!’
Darth Vader: Ohh, yo momma fight!
[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]
Luke Skywalker: Yo momma’s so stupid, she spent all day saying ‘am not’ to R2!
Palpatine: Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said ‘That’s no moon, that’s yo momma!’
Luke Skywalker: Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!
Palpatine: Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!
[Music cuts. Crowd falls silent]
Palpatine: You know, cause it’s ‘lite,’ and it’s got less calories… and it’s good for your body, ummm… anyway that’s how stupid your mother is…
Luke Skywalker: Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
Crowd: Luke wins!
[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]
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Yo mama’s so fat she CAN dock a starship!